"Be My Battlemaster" and other Krogan pick up lines..

An amazing compiled list of Krogan pick up lines:


"Be my battlemaster"

"You when I am your battlemaster it requires other services...Some of which don't have protection"

"Take me to your homeworld."

"And you thought the Thresher Maul was dangerous"

"I  may not have Salarian flexibility, but i have Krogan endurance"

"Those aren't my scales"

"I wear this armor to contain my mating prowess"

There are some things on the krogan homeworld, rituals, that others must not look at because they are too big to be contained in a cargo hold, Shepard."

"Thats no thresher maul"

"humans are soft, until I get to them."

"No amount of medigel will prepare you for this"

WREX IS SEX

why are Krogans so hot??

Its because of their genetic makeup..
A Korgan is not just a beast on the outside, but also on the inside.. and in bed.

While mating with a Krogan may prove dangerous, and perhaps slightly uncomfortable (for some), the payoff is knowing you were able to satisfy a 1,000 pound lizard of love.

Krogans are like Klingons...

How many of you have played Mass Effect and notice that Krogans are like Klingons.  From the harsh battle mentality, to their search for the meaning of their life in battle, a Krogan is like a Klingon...but that is NOT a bad thing.  Actually its great...which is another reason Shepard needs a Krogan.  What ship isn't complete without a Krogan or Klingon?  NONE.  yes NONE. 


Their homeworld is ugly, much like the Klingon homeworld depicted in Star Trek. 

For comparison:

ugly dog...similar to the ones found on Kronos (a Klingon Planet)

ugly Klingon homeworld...





This is great though, we want ME to be like Star Trek...

Because admit it...This picture of Kirk with a Klingon looks hot.

so does Wrex and a human:

YEP..  that says it all..


you can check out some amazing discussion about Wrex here :
http://purelighthealer.deviantart.com/art/Wrex-and-Shepard-Love-XD-252800670

Why Commander Shepard Needs Wrex Love

How many of us have played Mass Effect 1 & 2 and were sorely disappointed that we could not romance the hottest lizard in the galaxy?   Wrex!

Shepard really deserves something better.  Whether male or female, young or old, rebel or light of the universe, Wrex would make the perfect companion to Shepard.  

This is what this blog is all about.   Send us your fan art, weird ideas, or anything else, and we'll post it if it relates to some alien lovin' with Krogans and Shepard.  The more the merrier.